1.   A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
     her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2.   One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
      Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
      After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3.   Three FASTEST means of Communication :
      a)   Tele-Phone
      b)   Tele-Vision
      c)   Tell-to-Woman
      Need FASTER wat - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4.   Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5.   A man got 2 wishes from GOD.  He asked for the Best wine and Best
      Woman.
      Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
      Moral :  BE SPECIFIC

6.   Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
     They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
     Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
     Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
     Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
     Ant 4 says : No,we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
 
7.   Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
      Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

8.   When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
      Darkness. Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY
      the ELECTRICITY BILL.

9.   Why Government DO NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per
      Constitution, you CANNOT BE PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

10.   There is no SUCCESS without U.