Rhythms of the Night

For those who have went through weight loosing programmes, whether self help or through professional help knows how difficlut it is to attain that perfect body that we all yearned for. They wish there can be a faster and more effective way where they can rid off that excess fat. Thus many of those who doesn’t want to go through hell with all those rigorous diet plans, opted for liposuction

Rodeo Drive Liposuction, located in Los Angeles area (Beverly Hills) is a very reputable liposuction specialist. The center is managed by highly qualified plastic surgeons. Unlike other plastic surgeries, Rodeo Drive Liposuction only specialises in liposuction and nothing else, enabling this centre to concentrate fully on what they do best. 

The center is managed by renown plastic surgeon Lloyd M. Krieger. Dr. Krieger has an impressive list of credentials. He went to medical school at The University of Chicago Pritzker School of Medicine and then he took time out to earn an MBA at the University of Chicago Graduate School of Business. Before founding Rodeo Drive Liposuction, he was n Assistant Clinical Professor at the UCLA Division of Plastic Surgery. 

1.   A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
     her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2.   One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
      Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
      After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3.   Three FASTEST means of Communication :
      a)   Tele-Phone
      b)   Tele-Vision
      c)   Tell-to-Woman
      Need FASTER wat - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4.   Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5.   A man got 2 wishes from GOD.  He asked for the Best wine and Best
      Woman.
      Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
      Moral :  BE SPECIFIC

6.   Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
     They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
     Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
     Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
     Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
     Ant 4 says : No,we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
 
7.   Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
      Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

8.   When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from
      Darkness. Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please PAY
      the ELECTRICITY BILL.

9.   Why Government DO NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per
      Constitution, you CANNOT BE PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

10.   There is no SUCCESS without U.

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So you have finally decided to get married. You want everything to be perfect. From the banquets to the invitations, especially the wedding shower invitations.

As it is, when it comes to events like these, there are 101 things to consider. The bridal dress, the Groom’s suit, the Bridemaid’s dress and so on and so forth. Some minute details are bound to be overlooked and this could possibly ruin the big day. So it’s best to relieve yourself from some of the planning and delegate tasks to your family members and friends. Like the wedding shower invites, for example. This could be taken cares of by someone who is adept in online shopping. These cards can be purchased online and they are all beautifully and expertly designed.

There is a site called Bridal Shower Invitations that sells these perfectly crafted cards. Available in a wide variety of sizes and designs, these cards will make the recipient feel very appreciated on being invited to your big day.  

Some quotes from famous thinkers for those who are considering marriage.  

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.  - Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."  - Henny Youngman

"I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t."  - Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.  - Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once… Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."  - Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife’s an angel!"
Second Guy: "You’re lucky, mine’s still alive."  - Anonymous

Those considering plastic surgery should do a little bit of research before committing themselves. Some bocthed surgeries have caused more agony than happiness. Some ruined their lives forever. Getting a good plactic surgeon and a reputable surgery should be the top priority when considering such operations.

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All the articles offers indepth information about the procedure. Advice are given on the procedure itself, who are those that should consider such surgery, the risk involved, how to plan and prepare for the surgery, the type of anesthesia used, ths actual surgery and of course the post surgery syntoms.

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TO ALL THE KIDS
WHO SURVIVED the
1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s !!

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we
rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking .

     

    As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

    Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.


    We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.


    We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and
    NO ONE actually died from this.

    We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren’t overweight because
    WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING !

    We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back   when the streetlights came on.

    No one was able to reach us all day.
    And we were O.K.


    We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down
    the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

    We did not have Playstations, Nintendo’s, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD’s, no surround-sound or CD’s, no cell phones, no personal computer! , no Internet or chat rooms…….
    WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

    We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

    We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

    We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays,

    Made up games with sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes..

    We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s  house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

    Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of..

    They actually sided with the law!

    These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!

    The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

    We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned

    HOW TO

    DEAL WITH IT ALL!

    If YOU are one of them . CONGRATULATIONS!

    You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives   for our own good

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