I want you all read and to try figure this out. Who is the villian here? Or is politics is what this is all about.

 

A case of kiss and a slap:  
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Bush, Manmohan ( PM of India ), Aishwarya rai ( X-Miss Uni ) and Sonia ( Sonia Ghandi ) are traveling n a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his  face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:  
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya  is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking:  
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:  
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.