Rhythms of the Night

Some Jokes that I would like to share to brighten up a dull day. just see the talents that some people has. If only they would start a blog, thet will be very successful.

 Excellent poems by not so famous poets… found on toilet doors and walls……….
A budding poet trying his best…

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this…

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote,

You’re lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in
toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different
purpose…

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come
here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls…

 

Talking about the New Year also reminded me that it’s also time for giving gifts. Every year, the headache starts with what to give and to whom. The 15th. Day of the Chinese New Year, is the Chinese Valentine. I don’t celebrate the actual Valentine’s day, but I usually take my wife out for dinner during the Chinese Valentine’s day. It would be perfect if I can get one of the Valentines Baskets from Gourment Gift Baskets.

In case you haven’t heard, GourmentGiftBaskets.com is an online specialty store that specialises in Gift Baskets for every occasion. Their Gift baskets are professionally and beautifully arranged and prices are very affordable. You can choose from their pre-designed Baskets of if you have a special design or a special theme in mind, they will be more than happy to customised it for you.

The best thing is you don’t have to burn a hole in your pocket. The Valentines Baskets can go for as low as $49.99 if you are not prepared to spend too much on your love ones. Of course if you have had a good year, opt for the Ultimate. It’s only $149.99. Not too much to spend on someone for have been cooking your dinner all these years.   

In less than a month, the Chinese New Year will be here. This year will be no different form the last. It’s drink and food for 3 days until I feel like a bloated pig. For the past 2 years, some blogger friends came a visiting me and we had a good time. Hope to catch them again this year.

I haven’t actually started planning. I was thinking that this year we will have a different kind of Reunion dinner. Every Year, Reunion dinner means Chickens, Ducks, Porks, Fish and all those dishes with auspicious names. This year my daughters have suggested that we have a steamboat dinner for reunion. I think that’s agood idea, but of course, my fat lady has to agree first.

She tells me we won’t be inviting the God of Wealth this year, because she has consulted some medium and she was told the position that our house faces will not be suitable. hahaha… all the better for me. I don’t need to rush home by midnight to light up the 3 big joss sticks. It has become a tradition for my friend to invite me over to his place on New Year’s eve and every year, I have to be home by 11.30 to prepare for the Welcoming Ritual. I don’t think there a year that we successfully welcomed the God of Wealth for I did not see myself getting any wealthier after so many years.

I dread month’s end. It’s the time of the month when i start cracking my head, cahsing for those arsehole creditors of mine for payments, so that i can then pay my suppliers. i mean what is it with them? I have treated them good. allowing them to gat supplies from me for generous discounts and terms. Can’t they be a little more considerate to just pay me promtly?

Every month I hear the sme excuse. For my anus sake, if you are to make up excuses, be more creative. Say something different and not bore me to death with the same story each month. Some are even worse, they drive off the moment they see me coming. It’s no use calling beforehand to let them know I am coming. That will only give them a warning. It’s as though I must play catch with them these days.

Of course I understand things are bad these days. Who doesn’t feel the heat? Buthen I cannot be the one taking the heat alone. I have to pay my suppliers too. They feel just so convenient just to say that they have no money for me. Sometimes they don’t even smile and feel apologetic when saying that. It’s as though I am committing a crime by asking them to pay what is due to me. Then there are those who takes offend even. They say I don’t give them face by coming to their office asking for money. Hey, it’s my money I am asking for okay.