Since I am so obsessed by the lam pah these days, I’ll delve into another case which invloves the Lam Pah. No, this is not another part of our anatomy. This Lam Pah refers to a certain kind of humans that we fondly call  ‘Lam Pah Kek’. Now "Lam Pah Kek’ is an adjective. An adjective, according to my grammer teacher is a word that describe the noun, and noun is a name we use to address certain thing or person.’Lam Pah Kek" is a person. He can be called any name. He can be called Ah Yik or Samy or Mohd or maybe even Tony, but if we want to decribe the man more effectively when making a sentence, we use the Adjective, ‘Lam Pah Kek’ Thus, Instead of writing a senseless sentence like " My boss’s name is Samy" you can add the adjective and write the sentence this way. "My boss’s name is Samy, he is a Lam Pah Kek" Now doesn’t that sentence sort of make people see more of the real Samy? That’s the power of languages. But today, we are not here to learn  English. We are here to discuss the "Lam Pah Kek"

Now what on this farking earth is a "Lam Pah Kek"?, my dear Simple American may ask. To make it easier for people to comprehend this word, let’s break it up. "Lam Pah" as explained yesterday means ‘Balls’ Right? Now ‘Kek’ means "Guest’. Link them together and you get? ta-daaaaa…. "Ball’s Guest"!!!. Still blur? Come on… "Ball’s Guest". The Guest of the Balls. Okay, how do friends react when they are your guest? They are very patronising aren’t they? They tell you your lice-infected dog is cute. They say your half wilted flower is beautiful. So in the same vein, the Guest of your Balls are the same. Still don’t get it? Ok, call them Balls Carrier! They are the ones that carry your balls sky high. Sure you have heard of Balls Carrier haven’t you? Haiya.. Apple Polisher lah!

Now that we all know what a "Lam Pah Kek" means, what or who makes a good "Lam Pah Kek"?? I’ll leave that for some other day.. or maybe tommorrow. or maybe you can tell me?