Of all the vital organs in our body, (i’m talking as a man ok) the ‘chun doi’  or ‘lam pah’ or ‘the balls’ if you will, is the most neglected organ of all. How is it that we take so much care to keep our heart healthy, our lungs in perfect condition, our liver in top form, but we never ever thought of taking care of our balls? We treat them so insignificantly, that some times we even forget that there are 2 nuts dangling down there. 

They are supposed to be the indispensable, for without them, we are no more a complete man. Once they are gone, the all important testerone manufacturing factory shuts down. You will become a eunuch. You are relegated to the pits of misfits called the ‘mou chun doi’ or ‘boh lam pah’ or if you don’t understand dialects, ‘you have no balls’. Men don’t like to be called that. No balls, I mean. You tell someone he has no balls and see. He will jump off a 20 storey building to prove that he still have balls. Being a ‘mou chun doi’ is a big insult to his ego. Especially if he is referred to as such by a woman.

But if it is so important how come we men never take proper care of it? There are tons of literature advocating the importance and the improvements of the ku ku ciao, but non on the lam pah. There are countless pills and herbs for enchancing the health of the ku ku ciao and for the chun doi? None also. How can that be? I am sure there are many enterprising people out there waiting to capitalise on this neglect, but why are they not doing anything? Or is it not worthwhile?

The only people I know who places a certain extent of importance on the balls are the Thais. I have spoken on their ball massaging skills, so I’m not going to repeat meself here, but the point is, they know the importance of balls health. That’s why their ancestors have devised ways to massage those balls and rejunevate them to their full glory. With healthy balls, you will feel young. You get better erection. The load you shoot out will be more wholesome. So, men, take care of your balls!!

 A poetic illustration - Cerita Pasal Lampah.