Problogger is doing another group writing project. Check it out here. There is a Dell PC to be won even. So i am submitting my list also. If you guys are interested, better do it fast. The response is overwhelming this time!
My list - Ways to make people always remember you.
- Greet them every morning by enquiring about the sex life of their mothers
- When having breakfast with them, start digging your nose
- Then let out a big fart
- when they stare at you, waiting for an apology, pretend you don’t know.
- choke yourself on the cofee.
- spill everything on the table while you are choking.
- wipe your nose with your hands after you have choked, because coffee is dripping from your nostrils.
- laughed but don’t say sorry.
- continue eating your breakfast that has been contaminated by what you spilled out.
- wash it down with the remaining coffee.
- blurp loudly, signifying that you had a very fulfilling breakfast.
- offer to pay, but let your friend beat you to it.
- thank him profusely and promise you will pay for the next time.
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Thanks for the list but I remember you already eventhough you didn’t do anything to me. ;p
3 hours after the fact.yalor..how can anyone forget ah pek wor?
4 hours after the fact.ya ..Ah Pek, if you do that hor, you’ll be remembered FOREVER !!!
7 hours after the fact.Peeple onli remember a person when he is Si Kiau Kiau already la ! LOL!
9 hours after the fact.LOL very funny, your list definitely delivers what it promises
10 hours after the fact.wuahh!!!nice list.
11 hours after the fact.LOL, you manyak mensiasuehkan Maraysia
11 hours after the fact.I think they will remember not to invite you for breakfast.
Maybe lunch.
12 hours after the fact.A list that has Moms everywhere going…He wouldn’t would he? about their sons…
14 hours after the fact.Ha, remember you but hate you
. Our list is up if you’d like to look… have a great day!
17 hours after the fact.I”ve found greeting people sans pants makes a last impression as well!
20 hours after the fact.That is hilarious!!!!
http://joshmaher.wordpress.com/2006/08/14/top-ten-reasons-you-should-not-blog/
22 hours after the fact.hahahaha. i am not sure i want to be remembered as that ‘always gold-digging disgusting stingy woman’ loh. but your entry definitely deserve the prize.
23 hours after the fact.no need finish the list also i can remember u oredi..
1 day after the fact.How not to influence people.
2 days after the fact.