Is it a case of bad planning? Is it a case over self-confidence or is it plain stupidity. How can some guys who has the guts and the brains to go and rob a bank, end up stealing a cheque depositing machine instead of the cash dispensing machine? They had everything figured out. The nets were strong. Strong and big enough to wrap and pull that big and damn heavy machine. The truck had enough horsepower to rip out the machine that was bolted to the floor, pull it through the glass panes and down a flight of stairs.

Just imagine the racket and havoc they caused. A whole farking cheque depositing machine crashing through the glass panel that is at least 1/2 an inch thick and then tumbling down a flight of stairs before landing on the streets. Not to mention the noise caused by the truck and the lorry revving and pulling. Me Farking Gawd, that is arrogance sensationalised to the hilt!

Imagine again the look on their face when after all their humongous effort, they discovered that they have stolen a machine filled with worthless paper! They bolted when the security guard heard the tremendous commotion and called the police. Looked a chapter from a Charlie Chaplin movie doesn’t it? The one where the police chases after the robbers with batons waving and all?

Talking about thieves and robbers, there is then these 2 cheeky dark complexion guys who goes round the housing estates ‘borrowing’ aluminium ladders. They would bravely come to your front gate on a motorcycle and ask to borrow your ladder, saying that they are doing some servicing at the front block. They would even point out the house to you and nine out of ten times, people will sympathise and lend them their ladder. They would then thank you profusely and promise to bring it back as soon as they finish their work. However, once they take the ladder, they ride off into the sunset, and you can say bye bye to your beloved ladder which definitely will end up in some scrapyard somewhere. Boy,this world is really turning out to be a fun place to live in isn’t it?