And the latest news is that Paris Hilton will be boycotting the little organ that we call the ku ku ciao for 365 days. She’s not going to look at it, touch it, suck it or put it in some hole where it should naturally be. She reached this drastic decision after some paparazi shot some footings of her frolicking with her beau and posted it over the net. Boy, by the 366th day, will she be tearing her hair or what. If she comes out from this ordeal remaining sane, then my theory that all females are cold blooded will be confirmed.

Can a fully grown, red blooded woman who already knows and experienced the pleasure of copulation, celibate herself for one whole damn year? Maybe she has mastered the art of total refrainment. No dirty thoughts. No itchy feelings. Or maybe it’s just nature’s law. Woman can indeed live without sex. Unless it is that or I really can’t offer any better explainations.

Sex craving is a natural animal instinct that escaped the throngs of evolution. We shedded a lot of things when we evolved. We lost all our body hairs. We lost those long limbs. We grew nicer teeths but we never lost the urge to fark. From the tinest ants to the largest elephants, their automatic reponse to screw when the time comes never falters. When they must, they must. So how the hell can someone bring this natural urge under control? And for one whole year at that.

Dunno about you guys, but if i don’t see the cheebye for one week, i’ll go mad.