Hey, I’m getting hits from all over all because I submitted yesterday’s article to Problooger’s Group Writing Project. So if you too want to have a link in Darren Rowse blog, go and write something and submit it. Now don’t go shouting all over the sphere like " woo.. ah pek very lansi oredi. he got international readers!" . Don’t. because all these are curiosity clicks. I won’t get any one bookmarking or giving me a permanant link from all those hits. It’s a one night stand. if i may use the phrase. They come, have their way with me and then leave. No introduction, not even leaving a name. Felt like i have been raped a hundred times! I have a sore ass now.
Malaysian Blogs like mine don’t have international appeal. We differ too much in thoughts, upbringing and culture, especially with friends from The US of A. They will never ever understand our inner feelings and our sense of humor. What makes us die of laughter will have them thinking us as naive. What makes them reel with guffaws will have us thinking that are we not intelligent enough to understand their jokes. Have you ever seen a stand up comedian in the US, on stage telling his jokes? It’s supposed to be damn funny because his audience is laughing themselves mad right? And you. Do you find anything humorous in his jokes? Not me. I can’t even make out the punch line, which is suppose to bring the house down. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe i lost my sense of humor. But then, I laugh at Mr Bean wor. So I must still have a little bit of humor in me.
Talking about Mr. Bean, I think I can relate to British humor more. Like it or not, people my age got a British style kind of education when small. We use the British System back then. So I have a better understanding of British Culture. Everyone knows what a mantelpiece is in Malaysia. Why, because we have been exposed to all those British literature, but a couple from Ireland was very surprise when I told them to place the picture I took with them on the mantelpiece. That’s the difference. That’s why they still think we live on trees.
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we don’t even speaka the same language. ahpek shud have a glossary for words like kongkek, chibye, kkc and minachi.
hahaha… no need lah. it’s not that they cum everyday.
26 mins after the fact.maybe your blog traffic will increase if you play hamsup videos here. and you can attract readers from all over the world. hmm… viewers to be exact.
yahor.
1 hour after the fact.The point is the angmoh don’t understand slang. Sometime i also lazy want to do PR there.
yalah, we are from different worlds
1 hour after the fact.haiyo! i only know mantelpiece not very long ago nia!
huh? how cum?
6 hours after the fact.Wanna ask how are u feeling after the orgies… can still tahan ar?? lol
I agree different type of writing appeals to different crowd. I’ve been to some of the top blogs in Blogebrity and trust me, I’ve no idea what they’re talking about. Like you say, it was just a one night thingy.
Actually, there’s a few blogs, local ones, mind you that I find hard to understand. Maybe my English is not up to their standard…. I shudder at all those BIG words. Ha!
i’m feeling very ‘used’. but still ok lah.
6 hours after the fact.ya, here we don’t make jokes about mother-in-laws hor
hahaha….. M.I.Ls are international jokers.
8 hours after the fact.Ahpek!!! lei duck jor la!!!
hai ah!! i am a duck now!
12 hours after the fact.Until today, I dare not step foot into angmoh’s blog though I have angmohs readers in my food blog. I just dunno what to say. If friendly, they think I am siao. If casual, like wasting my gas dropping comment. So I just diam-diam
But you can have answers to everything wor. Ang Moh Gau oso scared of you what. heheheee…
14 hours after the fact.i am not interested in reading angmoh blogs as i find i can’t relate to them (except simple american!). reading malaysian blogs is so much exciting and fun.
since i blog on soicio-politic, once in a long while i do attract angmoh readers but as you said, it is just a one night stand.
neither can i. could never really understand how they think deep down.
22 hours after the fact.poor ah pek’s backside. sooi2 is right. unless you have a glossary, they have no idea what cock ah pek is talking about. for that matter, they have no idea what an ‘ah pek’ is.
but at least they came.
and after going through, they won’t be cumming back.
22 hours after the fact.Wow! Ah Pek has gone INTERNATIONAL! kekekeke. I think you better start explaining what Ah Pek means. Lol!
Yah! i’m ICI - International Congenial Idiot!
22 hours after the fact.i also dunno why those angmor laugh so hard on the jokes by stand up comedian.. not funny also.
1 day after the fact.Anyone heard of Russell Peters? I hope you all have coz he’s funny and I think we can all understand what he’s talking about… try searching for him in Youtube!
nope. never heard of him
1 day after the fact.