I have never seen such a liberal and open minded couple before. Normally when someone walks into a pharmacy to get their supplies of things to enchance their romping sessions, they would just ask for what they want, get it, pay and leave in a huff. It’s an embarrasing transaction. The sales lady at the pharmacy is trying very hard to conceal her giggles. I’m sure they will laugh their heads out after the customer had left. Buying those things means telling the whole world you are screwing someone tonight and that is not something that you want the whole world to know. But this middle aged couple was different.
They browse through all the available products, asking questions about their effectiveness. They scrutinise it, smell it, and in some cases, apply it. I can see the attendant is haveing a tough time answering all their queries, but she is putting on a brave face and trying to act as professional as she possibly can. I watch with glee when the couple wants some lubricants. The sales attendant immediately reach for the K.Y. jelly. " Aiyah.. K Y again meh?. Don’t you have other brands? This brand don’t suit mt skin lah. Gets very itchy afterwards."
Sales lady, "oh, like that ah. try this one and see?"
The Wife, "See, see. This one good ah? never see this brand before oso? new product ah?"
Sales, Lady, " Yalah.. just came from China. Very good one. Got add perfume somemore."
The Wife, " Yes ah? can open and smell ah?"
The sales lady relunctantly unscrewed the tube and let them take a whiff.
The Husband, " hmmmm… not bad hor?"
And then you know what they did? The wife press out a generous amont and apply it along her thumbs and first finger. The Sales lady looked in shock as she tried to stop her, but it was too late. She made an "o" with her fingers and asked told her husband. "Try and see?". The Husband used his first finger and started poking the "fingers".
The Husband. "Okay what. very smooth."
The wife, " Yalah.. not bad lah."
Turning to the Sales lady, "Ok lah. We try this one.. if no good means I come and change hah?"
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hahaha….siu sei ngor la
Ahpek,who’s tat couple ar? so jialat 1
I don know. but helen says it’s them wor
24 mins after the fact.r u sure ur not talking about u & ah pek so?
i’m very sure. b’cos i don use that stuff. i have my own method to lubricate the thing
6 hours after the fact.OMG, like that people oso got? How u know they are husband and wife? Maybe both also thau-sek? And hor…like that kind of person, padan she got permanent dryness. If I am the salegirl, I will be screaming, “Lu eh chow chee bye, ai beh, mai beh?”
hahaha!! Lilian lu manyak teruk neh, screaming like that
7 hours after the fact.macam product demo aje. ah pek got testing juga?
ah pek no need to test. like what i told helen, ah pek spit on it
7 hours after the fact.Wuahahaha..laughed until “chau kan”.
lanjiau chau kan oso can use!
13 hours after the fact.hahaa… chubb lup lah tis shop…
can try and no good can change samore
by the time they wan to change, i think they finish the whole thing oredi lah. like kiasu like that. one time apply many many.
16 hours after the fact.LOL!! damn jia lat!!
ya! damn hai lat oso< .b>
1 day after the fact.I think the husband is fascinated with the perfume-laced lubricant bcos his wife’s one must be very chao! LOL
If I’m the salesgirl, I’ll say; “auntie, your cb already so longgar (loose) summore want to apply lubricant meh? Like a teaspoon stirring in a teacup liddat?”
barger! if all the sales girl like you, the pharmacy clse shop lor
1 day after the fact.Niamah, you stalking me and my hubby issit???
Actually, there is nothing really wrong. I love to smell too..:-P
OMG! was that you?! but i thought you don’t need those things. Tell you what, save a little money. Next time just ask your hubby to spit in it. works just as well!
1 day after the fact.u sure both are not employed by the shop to do a small advertisement?
Like that kind of advertisement meh? After everyone see oredi oso follow, finish lah!
2 days after the fact.got free entertainment show wat. you should have asked whether they want threesome or not, since they so open.
blek! i won’t want a threesome with some lady who needs lubricants
2 days after the fact.I admit that it is socially maladjusted. Revolting…
But on a different note, they are the ones who lead everyone to a more sexually liberated society, ridding off the stigma of having to purchase these items in discreet. Learning more about controlling birth and enhancing the sexual experience is something we would all opt for, although not in a flambuoyant way like that couple.
Alas, we are living in Malaysia. There is only so much room allowed for such liberations… Pity, or blessed?
you are right. Malaysians are ’socially correct’ people. when we buy these things, we try to be as discreet as possible.
2 days after the fact.How come ahpek know so much? he must been spying on the salesgirl all the time. Want her to be ur concubine?
i’m not an emperor, so cannot have concubine. but i won’t mind spending one night with her.
2 days after the fact.Gawd…spit on it. Disgusting leh…like those hard-to-core xXx
cheap and effective wor
2 days after the fact.ei, nowadays people very ‘open’ already… make sure what u buy is the correct thing and not cincai grab and dash
open sampai like that couple meh? testing on the spot wor.
2 days after the fact.