Yesterday was not good. Couldn’t access anyone’s blog, couldn’t log in to read my mail, couldn’t do anything….
One barger just came back from my favourite holiday destination and he can’t stop bragging about his exploits there. He talks as if he is the only one who has been there and me, being the mild mannered one, let him shoot away knowing that he is going to shoot his own feet anyway. But when he came to the part about his sexual power and what a torrid time he gave to the sweet young thing over there, me balls burst. From laughing.
Don’t understand why a lot of men wants the whole world think that he is a sex machine. Is it inferiority complex or what. Do they have a lot ‘face’ if people think he is a tough farker? Come on, I am also a man and I know what the limits are. Maybe lots are tougher than me in the art of giving sex, but not to the extent of being able to screw 7 times a night! What is there left to shoot after the third time, forgoing the fact that you still can get a hardon. You would be shooting blanks! I haven’t experienced it, but experts in this field tells me that it is one hell of a painful experience. But he insisted that he did just that. He screwd the lady 7 times! Podah!
Still about this screwing thingy, do you know that you could sprain your kkc if you are not careful? Happens to lots of first timers who are all exited at their first time. They don’t have the experience of pacing their strokes and they ram away, thinking that the more power they put into it, the more enjoyable it would be for their partners. In all the excitement, he miss the intended entrance and ram his kkc against the sidewalls, effectively spraining the precious organ. Ever sprained your ankle before? It would be 10 times more painful and you would be out of action for at least a month. A visit to your favourite Doctor will help, but like all parts of your body which has suffered from a bad sprain, only rest will bring it back to it’s normal flexibility.
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talking about sprained kkc reminds me of many years back where you sent me a picture of a x-ray broken kkc. still remember huh? guess you don’t have it anymore as it was so long ago. i might have it because i’m a sucker for keeping old stuffs but the thing is i’m not staying at home now so can’t look for it.
what? you still have that picture with you?!. that was ages ago! but those were good times no?
3 hours after the fact.I know EXACTLY WHO you are talking about!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Hai mm hai sin, 7 times a night with his ’size’ and all?! LOL.
i didn’t say any names okay.
4 hours after the fact.Yeah la Ah Pek, why someone men likes to talk about nothing but how great he is in bed? I have no respect for people like that wan cos they are really pathetic lor. But what I pity is the poor wife (usually married men do this more often
I’m not one of them. I always tell my friends, i’m old, i cannot stand oredi.. that way, they feel very safe when they leave their sexy wifes alone with me! and you know what? when they hear you cannot stand, they very happy wan. they go and tell every body.. ah pek cannot stand.. after that the whole town also know.. so now the whole town’s people also don’t feel threatened if i chat with their wives for long long time!….bwahhahahahaa..sun tze’s art of war is indeed good stuff!
6 hours after the fact.shoot 7 times wor !! liddat shoot blood ledi ler.
tembak kosong! very the painful neh
7 hours after the fact.hahahah, aceone, shoot air oso can!
true.. shoot air!
8 hours after the fact.normally ppl that brags, actually does the opposite, since they cant do it, they brag lor, only dickheads believes them mah.
maybe he think we are so foolish leh. I always respond with a wide eyed, “Yakah?” and he will be so happy that i have taken the bait and he will carry on and on.. hehehee… damn 9 shiok..
8 hours after the fact.LOL! ramming into the wall! who’s this man u talk of?
I’m not telling……
8 hours after the fact.7 times?? tipu la…the male can,the female oso beh tahan la.
I heard thai kok there got balls massage,isit?
ball massage is damn 9 shiok! you must go and try. she can make your kkc stand and sit at will.
11 hours after the fact.You let him talk and feed his ego that is why he yuit jok yuit dai. lol This guy really hou dar yau han…. On the other hand, maybe he’s just plain kiamsap. He thinks he is at the buffet… pay one sum and hentam cukup cukup…
ya… and i sit and laugh at his trumpet blowing. sometimes it is so fun to see people making a fool out of themselves. hahaha….
11 hours after the fact.LOL!!
i was wondering for a while wats KKC b4 i actually realised what it is..wahaha
i like ur sense of humor
hi, pink cotton, welcum. now that you know what a kkc is, maybe you can put it into good use. In case you still don’t know, it stands for ku ku chiao.
12 hours after the fact.Was it seven times or seven stokes?
How old is this guy? Must be in his early early twenties for it to have a chance to be true. If he is 40+, I think he is shooting his mouth off.
even for a guy in his twenties, it would still be quite impossible.
13 hours after the fact.I was about to ask the same question as SA.
I think it’s 7 strokes and he came. LOL
or maybe he just poke, poke, poke, go to sleep, wake up again, poke, poke, poke, and he says he had done it seven times!
15 hours after the fact.hahahaha. you mix with strange people, ah pek. he knows that you know he is bluffing, but still he wants to bluff. why you didn’t expose him?
act dumb, remember?, let him shoot his own feet.
23 hours after the fact.he man or machine? ..7 times?? .. he fantasize la
he is a bigger bullshitter than me. that’s for sure!
23 hours after the fact.FRACTURED PENIS, they call it.
23 hours after the fact.