Yesterday was not good. Couldn’t access anyone’s blog, couldn’t log in to read my mail, couldn’t do anything….

One barger just came back from my favourite holiday destination and he can’t stop bragging about his exploits there. He talks as if he is the only one who has been there and me, being the mild mannered one, let him shoot away knowing that he is going to shoot his own feet anyway. But when he came to the part about his sexual power and what a torrid time he gave to the sweet young thing over there, me balls burst. From laughing.

Don’t understand why a lot of men wants the whole world think that he is a sex machine. Is it inferiority complex or what. Do they have a lot ‘face’ if people think he is a tough farker? Come on, I am also a man and I know what the limits are. Maybe lots are tougher than me in the art of giving sex, but not to the extent of being able to screw 7 times a night! What is there left to shoot after the third time, forgoing the fact that you still can get a hardon. You would be shooting blanks! I haven’t experienced it, but experts in this field tells me that it is one hell of a painful experience. But he insisted that he did just that. He screwd the lady 7 times! Podah!

Still about this screwing thingy, do you know that you could sprain your kkc if you are not careful? Happens to lots of first timers who are all exited at their first time. They don’t have the experience of pacing their strokes and they ram away, thinking that the more power they put into it, the more enjoyable it would be for their partners. In all the excitement, he miss the intended entrance and ram his kkc against the sidewalls, effectively spraining the precious organ. Ever sprained your ankle before? It would be 10 times more painful and you would be out of action for at least a month. A visit to your favourite Doctor will help, but like all parts of your body which has suffered from a bad sprain, only rest will bring it back to it’s normal flexibility.