Today let’s dwell again on my favourite subject. Why do guys always thinks that he has the sex appeal of Casanova? Speaking from a man’s point of view, we guys always thinks he is the greatest lover on earth. Let me correct that. I should say guys within the 18 till maybe 45 age group. Why did I correct meself? Because i have out-lived that thought. Back to the question. I think I should make a call to all you horny guys out there to banish this stupid belief.
Don’t go imagining that the woman in front of you wants you as bad as you want her. Don’t start mumbling suggestive nonsense thinking that they will be aroused. They won’t! The most you will achieve is getting tagged as a dirty man with dirty thoughts. Get this fact embeded in that big fat skull of yours. You are not a sexual magnet. Woman don’t want to go to bed with you.
If you want to live this fantascy about you being the most sex appealing guy, go to Thailand. The girls there are trained from young to treat and exploit this weakness in the man. You really start to belief that you are the most attractive guy on earth. Never mind the empty wallet when you get home. It will be money well spent. But when you are back, please re-tune your brain and don’t bring back those beliefs with you.
Woman are genetically different. Their first thought when they see you is not images of wild frolicking. Though I don’t and will never know what goes through their minds when they sees you for the first time, sex is definitely not in their menu. Don’t trust all those sopa operas you see on TV. Normal woman don’t think like that, they are cold blooded creatures. Okay, okay, maybe after a few dates and a few shots of tequilas, they may change. But till then, don’t over tax your imagination.
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Nolah… It never crossed my mind that I AM God’s gift to women.. Although I dreamt of being one… That’s a different thing, right? Hehe!
Ian, are you still dreaming of being one? keep dreaming then.
35 mins after the fact.Good post ahpek! we certainly don’t fantasize abt kkc however big or purple it is, LOL!
awww… sooi2, do yo really have to confirm things? I was secretly hoping some silais will cum and prove me wrong.
58 mins after the fact.Who said the natural woman is cold blooded?? I think of sex whenever I come to your blog… works better than kacip fatimah!
you are giving us false hopes, helen. sooi2 already confirmed that women are indeed cold blooded.
2 hours after the fact.Aiya, ohhh… that’s why I failed miserably…
but you have your private ‘machine ‘ oredi. somemore fail what?
3 hours after the fact.women don’t go to bed with you without a story. so guys out there, brush up your story telling skill if you want to get her.
sips of wine will help?? but not all women drink kay. if she is a good drinker, then you die la. wallet damage and you sendiri knock down.
what kind of story to tell? humsap story ah?
4 hours after the fact.Ah Pek, you beat me to this. This was what I wanted to write when I post the man/woman different. I haven’t got the style to write it yet without making me like some sex-starved woman. You see, every evening, I passed by these big bunch of muscled, almost naked (only very short shorts) men of all ages, handsome/not handsome, after their exercise. I imagine, if I am a man and they are the women, sure I get immediate erection. But hor, when I have to walk past them, I si beh geli, see their bodies all sweaty like that. Eyes also dunno want to focus where bcos they are every where. Ewwwss…
woi, si beh geli in what sense? geli bcos all exited or geli bcos feel like want to vomit?.
5 hours after the fact.Somemore got. That day hor, I was at the supermarket and this guy was having a hard time choosing some vegetables. Felt like picking him up by offering to point out to him which is better. Wuah, want to flirt liao but aiks, I don’t do that. That is a real turn on, to see a guy buying food to cook for himself. Damn turn on, man.
oooh.. now i know. woman like to see man buy vegetable wan. no wonder i see a lot of man carrying shopping basket going to the market every morning lah. got hidden agenda wan
5 hours after the fact.Muahahaaa,no wonder u feel sibeh geli la,u auntie oredi.Muscular guys not ngam u.Its 4 young and hot chicks.U go 4 big tummy la auntie.
that wasn’t very nice of you, atkin.
6 hours after the fact.Men havta get to the woman’s heart in order to get into her pants. That’s y havta spend more time la…got love spark edi,u wan her do wat positions oso “mo man tai” la…
But women let man gets into their pants to get to his wallet. Before letting his hand slip inside,woman demand mat 7 oso the man will give wan
really onot??? but man normally dowan to spend more time wor. first look oni, wan to go straight to bed oredi.
9 hours after the fact.women r emo creatures!
are they? always thought they were cold blooded and never thinks of sex wan
10 hours after the fact.AhPek, next you go thailand message me wokeh? No time to flirt around in KL.
wokeh! end of the year how? barger, wings really went to thailand ah? he never tell me. scared i taruh him!
14 hours after the fact.Don’t have to make every woman happy. Just the one you got you arm wrapped around.
SA. but the whole idea was to get every woman happy. else we won’t be a complete man
15 hours after the fact.Ahpek, maybe generally no, but then aso got cases of instant and fatal attractions geh
got meh? never met one before wor
22 hours after the fact.no, ah pek. we are not cold blooded creatures. we just need a different kind of stimulation. men see naked flesh and they are all ready to go at it. women need something to trigger of that emotional lever. go for more subtle things; like accidentally brushing on their thighs, stroking their face, tender kisses….better not go on. we can get very hot blooded with the right stimulus. hahahaha. for a proper lesson, please line up and apply for my course.lol.
like that go on means, balls also burst lah. accidentally brushing on the thighs!? kena one tight slap first.
23 hours after the fact.This explain why men dun like foreplay…hahaha
1 day after the fact.Depends what is on that women’s mind. If she is horny, she will regard the-dirty-old-man as hunk.
1 day after the fact.pee rug nong
nong rug ngurn pee
1 day after the fact.big headed?
1 day after the fact.