Lin Peh has some graphics on the positions to use during lovemaking to ensure the sex of the baby. It does have some truth in it. You see, the Y chromosomes in the sperm that makes a baby boy tends to die faster. So if you screw in the woman on top position, Newton’s Law comes into play and the sperms have a tougher time swimming up the cheebai to meet the egg. In that mad rush, as in any rush for something free, the female chromosomes, or X chromosomes if you like to be bit scientific, always wins the race. The male or Y chromosomes always looses in these kind of mad rushes. In the process of swimming that holy channel upwards, the female chromosomes will reach the egg first. So voila, you have a baby girl!
Alternatively, if you farked the man on top style, the sperms has an easier time swimming downwards. As this don’t take so much effort, the Y sperms have a very good chance to reach the egg first. It only takes one chromosome among the millions realeased by your maker to make you.
However, there are some who just can’t conceive no matter what positon they use. What happened? My grandma says it’s because that guy has no shooting power. What shooting power?! Believe me or not, but the sperms shoots out at 45kph! This sheer speed will catapult the sperm into it’s intended journey. If a guy has no shooting power, then he might be shooting like o.5 kph. That’s almost like dripping! Where can get pregnant like that? Before the sperm can reach the egg, all dead already. So what is the advise Great grandma gave? Easy, immediately after you have shot your load, grab your partners ankle, turn her upside down and give her a good shake. This will ensure all the sperms go down quickly on it’s intended path. You will have your baby, sex undetermined.
Wanna to know more? Here is one nice article.
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so ah pek got how many sons & daughters?
Hehehe.. ahpek got all daughters oni. b’cos i so lazy always lying down let wife do all the work
3 hours after the fact.are you sure the female sperms can swim faster?? you got mistaken it or not??
sure wan lah! my great grandma where got bluff people wan.
5 hours after the fact.what u said makes a lotta sense!
you think so? well, go try!
8 hours after the fact.Psst..wokeh..I try your method, grab my partner ankle and give her a good shake see can anot.
must shake hard hard you know. if not cannot work wan!
10 hours after the fact.Hey, this thing lucrative business ler… Wanna do sex sui consultation?? lol
hmm… yalar.. you can be my chief consultant then.
11 hours after the fact.aceone,
soup torpedo?
apa itu? sudah minum jadi macam torpedo ah?
14 hours after the fact.Tiuniasing…….i think Ah pek’s theory is empirically proven. See, whenever there’s a ‘Sale’ the females are not only the first to reach there, but also the first to know.
korek! the female species always more terror in these cases!
23 hours after the fact.AhPek…oh AhPek,tat day after i read this post,i go bek and try lo. But all i get is bedeeepaaapp….
KNN.
why?????? you never shake nicely kot?
1 day after the fact.45kph ? wahlanneh, how lan fai hor. 1 question, if get pondan kid what jadi ?
oi! i oni say can get kid, never guarantee pondan or what. that one must ask lin peh
2 days after the fact.NyonyaPenang - I know! Ah Pek likes Ah Soh’s on top! Correct anot, Ah Pek?
Ei, Ah Pek, dun bluff lah, your grandma really taught sex positions meh? So sporting wan? No wonder you also so humsup hor?
correct! how u know wan? my grandmama scared i dunno how mah. that’s why she secretly taught me lor.
2 days after the fact.Yeah, I’ve come across this theory before too. But I don’t think I will experiment with it anytime soon. Haha!
whylah Ian. young man must be bold to try anything. No pain No gain mah
2 days after the fact.what is your success rate, ah pek?
very successful neh
2 days after the fact.Oh I see …liddat we can be the master of making babies liao
dei .. of course we the master lah. if not how can the world over populated?
2 days after the fact.lilian,
oooh i see, i see. faham liao
psst.. nyonya, don listen to lilian. she simply say wan. you wan to know, ask me..
2 days after the fact.So who measured the speed of a flying wad? That would be an interesting job. What do you do for a living? I record how fast cum ejects.
3 days after the fact.