Again, in the lush equatorial forest of South East Asia, there was a big fat monkey. Eventhough not smart at all, the monkeys in his colony elected him to be their representative hoping that the grouses of the common monkey on the tree could be heard and things then can be done to improve their Community. It was not compulsory but it was good ethics for an elected representative to give up all his private banana plantations so that there will not be an interest of conflict when carrying out his duties as a elected monkey. It was an open secret that the big fat monkey owns many acres of banana plantation. On top of that, he has his own gorrillas to bring in more bananas every now and then from the neighbouring forest.
There was another colony of gorrillas in the same forest. Since they were strong and imposing, they were in charge of all things and all monkeys that goes in and out of their forest. One day, the big fat monkey’s gorrillas tried to bring in more bananas that they were allowed. They were detained and had their bananas confisticated. The big Fat monkey was very angry and he went to the tree where the Chief gorrilla was and told the Chief Gorrilla to close one eye about the excess banana. Thr Chief Gorrilla told him that if he wants the bananas, he would have to give him 10 big bananas. The Big Fat Monkey refused. He told the Chief Gorrilla that he was a powerful Monkey. He was an elected representative af all the Monkeys. He has close rapport with all the top monkeys in the forest, so he better do as he was told and close one Gorrila eye to let his bananas go free.
The Chief Gorrilla was one stubborn ape. He refused and since he couldn’t get his free bananas, he decided to tell the whole colony of monkeys about this fat monkey’s demand. The Fat Monkey categorically denied that the bananas belonged to him. He said he was only discharging his duties as an elected monkey, voicing out the hardships of the common monkey. He was pestered by monkeys for days and eventually a certain monkey found evidence that the bananas does indeed belonged to him. Seeing that he has been outwitted, he admitted to owing the bananas. All the top Monkeys were not very happy with this chain of events and they pulled that fat monkey up the tallest tree in the forest and demanded that he explained the contraversy.
Furious that he had been played out like that, the big fat monkey started throwing tantrums. He started saying a lot of bad things about the Chief Gorrilla. One day, he really went overboard and said that there was once when he was offered by the Chief Gorrilla to buy a bunch of Beautiful top Grade bananas that the Gorrillas had confisticated. However when he went to the tree to view the bananas, the Gorrilla told him that those bananas were reserved for someone else. He was offered some rotten bananas instead. He didn’t say a word back then, but now that the Chief Gorrlla had offended him, he had to say it out.
Meanwhile all the Top Monkeys are watching the fued between this fat monkey and the chief gorrilla….
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what did the big fat monkey and chief gorrila monkeying on top of the trees? Couldn’t be just offering rotten banana what. Must be something geh.
18 mins after the fact.Everyday we have monkeys and gorillas on the frontpage… waste kau our money only…
38 mins after the fact.monkeys and all the other primate eat banana only mah, sometimes peanuts, what for want to compensate 300++ million for a stupid bridge ? just give them millions of tons of peanuts lah, kau-tim.
2 hours after the fact.Must be the climate that’s making all these people go bananas.
2 hours after the fact.And the little monkeys were all living happily ever after because the Chief Gorrilla and big fat monkey fought themselves to death. The End.
4 hours after the fact.Waaa…..you also blogging bout monkeys ah?
4 hours after the fact.I blogged about 11 monkeys thrashing the english world cup team wor.
survival of the fittest
4 hours after the fact.is this planet of the apes?
4 hours after the fact.Too much monkey business is bad. The young monkeys better gather as much bananas as they can and migrate to other banana plantation.
5 hours after the fact.lidat Chief Gorilla and big fat monkey ‘yak chiu’ lah!
8 hours after the fact.Sounds life Republicans and Democrats here in the states. If they aren’t monkeys they sure mixed a good chance to be.
9 hours after the fact.hahaha mch u dem terror hor .. 2am also still notchet sleep!!!
11 hours after the fact.Aceone,
what else do you think they could be doing? playing with their bananas lah!
inevitable,
monkeys are good entertainers what. If not our lives very dull.
ducky,
Big monkeys oni can eat good menglembu peanuts. smaller monkeys devour all the bananas. common monkeys like us picks up the skin oso happy oredi.
helen,
sorry, but we are talikng monkey business here.
lilian,
not yet! where can end so fast? the Top Monkey haven’t even started growling.
cocka,
you were talikng about baboons. I talk about brown monkeys. different species.
dreamie,
survival of the stupidest.
wuching,
yup!
sooi2,
problem is, after all the Big Monkeys have eaten, oni the skins are left for the small monkeys. so where got strength to move on somemore.
nyonyapenang,
yalor, they ‘yak dai jiu’ we ‘yal lan jiu’
SA,
oh.. so your forest oso have lots of monkeys hah?
wingz.
19 hours after the fact.oi sohai, you not yet sleep or i not yet sleep? waiting for the Finals ah?
nowadays always telling stories about animals of the wild, hor?
not rotten banana. different model of banana. masterpiece banana. big fat gorilla very fussy lah. don wan masterpiece banana because mrs gorilla already have same type. grins
19 hours after the fact.Actually hor,it’s not bcos of the banana that offended the Big Fat Monkey(BFM). While BFM was doin something realli private up the tree,Chief Gorrilla goan grab 9 his balls…tats y he veli angry la.
I was there and lucky enuff i brought my cam-recoder. I show it to u at my blog.
20 hours after the fact.