Haiyoohh…i die lah, this time. Dunno when, dunno where, i went and offended some god. That’s why i am being punished. That’s why business so bad. No wonder lah. The Gods must be crazy angry.
My old lady dunno from where go and listen to some eight grandmother say there is a half god satying about 12 miles away. So on Sunday she went with them to ask him about why my business no good. That half god told her, i offended the gods liao! how come??!! My big mouth lah! Everytime people tell me they go ask god, i tell them "got true onooot? if so terror, i early early rich oredi lah" That’s how lah. I offended them. Woah!! how he know i got say like that hah? must really be half god lah.
So my old lady ask him to tolong me. He said ok. gave her a yellow paper with some red scribblings and some white powder. Then I must go and get some well water. Burn the paper and add the ashes inside together with the white powder. Then i must use the water and take my bath in the open sky. Deeeeeiii….. halooww… i’m staying in a terrace house ok. how to take my bath in the open? After my neighbour’s wife see oredi how? haiyah.. But old lady grumble grumble whole night, so this morning, before anyone woke up, i secretly took the holy bath. hmmm.. i’m feeling better oredi. now, tommorrow want to buy what number hah?
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You so superstitious one meh?
59 mins after the fact.ur next door neighbour’s wife has fallen in lust wif u liao!
1 hour after the fact.better check properly and see whether got video of ah pek’s ‘mandi onng’ circulating in the internet or not.
2 hours after the fact.Wuahahahaha… ahpek take bath in open sky!! Got any Banggali come and peep at you anot??
5 hours after the fact.haha! mayb they bluff u de. cheat u to bath in the open den they all ambush nearby peep! haha!
6 hours after the fact.AhPek..this one lagi chun. Can interview with God.
6 hours after the fact.Click here for the view presentation.
later got ahpek take bath clip circulating need to fwd u 1 copy ah?
6 hours after the fact.Actually for maximum effect, you should take bath in the open sea also….at 12.00 noon.
8 hours after the fact.What if secretly male bisexual neighbor join you in the tub. Hoo boy!!!
9 hours after the fact.ah pek, your ‘ong ‘ number
16 hours after the fact.4896
(si beh 9 lat) hahaa..
Aiyoh. Aiyohhhhhhhhhhh!!!
I ask you la. If they ask you to drink the yellow paper ashes, you drink or not? Later lausai leh.
16 hours after the fact.luckily the half god didn’t ask you to change your template to some god’s template, else you will have a big head.
16 hours after the fact.inevitable,
if your wife grumble you whole night, see you superstitious onot.
wuching,
i sure hope so!
nyonyapenang,
if there is, please pass it around. i wanna be fehmes!
aceone,
barger, manggali see me oso sked lah!
cindy,
what for lah. if they wan to see, just tell me lor. i open for them free.
sengkor,
no need. just pass it to as many people as you can!
cocka,
yakah? you which god? bigger than the one i offended ah?
SA.
I was secretly hoping my neighbour’s wife would join me.
dreamie,
16 hours after the fact.oi, 10 q. i whack 10 big 10 small today. if kena oredi, i buy 3 big joss stick to say thank you, you.
hijackqueen,
tell you the truth hor, i actually got drink many times leh. you burn the paper inside a glass, then add water and then drink it. after that all the sueh sueh go away.
tiuniasing,
16 hours after the fact.hoi, no problem lah. changing template i expert what.
O.o
17 hours after the fact.bath open, kekeke… they didn’t mention u must be naked rite?
soooooo, didi you open your doors today to customers queuing all the way to the beach?
17 hours after the fact.haha oso gt igod leh!
18 hours after the fact.Aiyoo…ahpek mandi in the open. Naked somore! My Gawd! I cant imagine the sight la. Ahpek,ur wife din join u ar?
19 hours after the fact.frostier,
take bath not nakled how to wash the kkc?
me,
haiyohh.. nothing man.. he gods must still be angry with me.
cindy,
i cannot see anything. the gods really dun like me liao lah!
sotongking,
21 hours after the fact.i waiting for my neighbour’s wife. but she didn’t cum.
Siu Sei Ngor laa!!! LOL!!!
Ah Pek took bath in the open = Eye Sore. ;p
22 hours after the fact.hou siu meh?
23 hours after the fact.never seen a man taking bath before ah?
ahpek man sui!!!! oi got 4D share with me laaa i also wanna kena!
24 hours after the fact.I think it’s payback time. You’ve been watching ur neighbour’s wife so many times, I think it’s right you show her something. lol
1 day after the fact.But…but…ahpek got nothing to show. His neighbor’s wife still rugi la
1 day after the fact.Dun silap-silap end in jail for obsence and indecent act. Ei, can kena masuk lokap wan you know…..
But really lah Ah Pek, you follow somemore, later the medium will ask lotsa money from you wan. See la. You never read paper people kena conned ah?
1 day after the fact.at least he didn’t say go shower in front of your shop in the afternoon
hahahahaahah
3 days after the fact.