Today I learned that men ARE spposed to think about sex all the time. According to Dr. Amir Farid Ishak, who writes about the wonders if Qigong in the Sunday Star, if we, men are not thinking about sex all the time, it means we are suffering from testerone deficiency and that is not good. If we men don’t have enough testerone, we cannot get a hardon even if Chisty Chung stands naked in front of us. Mine, that’s terrible. Die better if like that means.

How do we know we are suffering from this deficiency. Easy, says the good Doctor. The tell tale sign is your brother don’t wake up earlier than you. The early morning call is missing. Remember the good old days when you would lie in bed not wanting to get up but little wee wee is bursting from a humongous erection? If that doesn’t happens anymore, you are in deep trouble. The percentage of a man getting a normal erection without that early morning signal, is zero. You ‘mati pucuk’ already. No more hope for you.

And ladies don’t laugh. You too will suffer the same fate if your testerone level is low. Ya, it’s not only a man’s problem. Ladies too need a certain amount of testerone to keep their ‘gian’ up. If not, they loose that ‘gianess’. But don’t go overboard popping an overdose of testerone pills if you feel you have lost your desire for sex. That’s not good either. Your clirotis, the female penis if you want to call it that, will become enlarged. Now, that would be quite unsightly wouldn’t it? A mini penis sticking out from your cheebai? uugh!