One short note before I sign out for today.
Go pay this Nyonya from Penang a visit.
Till Tommorow! Adios.
ukay… i admit i have been rather boring lately, so now i will do a repost of another masterpiece of mine which still can be found at my old blog. It’s titled,
Permaisuri Punya Tummy.
Ada satu old permaisuri,
Duduk atas kerusi,
Panggil all her menteri menteri,
“Cepat mali! Capat mali!”
“Yes, oh my permaisuri,”
“Apa sudah jadi?”
“Kenapa panggil kita ke sini?”
“Mau makan nasi kah mau urut kaki?”
“Last night I makan lot of ubi”
“Today angin manyak dalam tummy,”
“Lu orang go back think and see,”
“Dapat idea saja, come and tell me.”
So all the datuk and the menteri,
All think very hardly,
To find one remedy,
Macam mana bolih diubati.
Ada pergi cari dictionary,
Ada pergi minta pada Sami,
Internet pun dia orang pergi cari,
But cannot dapat answer yang pasti.
Last last one smart Punjabi,
Cakap dia Ipoh mali,
Ada minyak yang sakti,
Pakai saja, apa pun jadi.
They all sudah dengar very happy,
At last dan finally,
Ambil minyak pergi jumpa permaisuri,
Tell her tak payah risau lagi.
She sapu the minyak tiap tiap hari,
But her tummy getting bigger daily,
Everyday kuntut tadak berhenti,
Bau busuk seluruh negeri.
“Oi! Menteri dan Datuk Seri,”
“What the fuck sudah jadi?”
“Why can jadi macam ini?”
“Don bluff and quick tell me!”
They went looking for the Punjabi,
Caught him selling minyak in Jalan Imbi,
Brought him to see the permaisuri,
Ask him to explain what happen really.
“Ampun, oh my permaisuri,”
“Macam mana pakai minyak yang saya kasi?”
“Ada kah sapu malam atau pagi?”
“Or mungkin pakai tidak cukupi.”
“Oi! Celaka punya punjabi!”
“Lu ingat saya otak tak berisi”
“Saya satu hari lima kali,”
“Rub manyak manyak on my tummy!”
“Apa?! Mengapa on your tummy?!!”
“Kaderweleh, oh my permaisuri!”
“Minyak itu pakai bila mau puki”
“So that chee bai tak kering bila main nanti.”
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Maybe we Malaysians are not as knowledge hungry as Westerners. Perhaps, we have a phobia for the unkown. Or are we just not adventurous. I dunno. I have this ‘not scared to die" attitude towards learning new things. when I bought my first computer way back in the late eighties and Windows just migrated to 95 from 3.1, I trashed it up so bad that the HD needed replacement within 3 months. I practically turned the Operating System upside down just to see how much I knew about it. I realise I knew next to nothing when it had to be reformatted again and again because I made it go haywire and it refused to start.
I have mellowed much through the years though. I had so many hair tearing days that I have given up the idea of becoming a Computer genius. Now I subscribe to the age old saying, ‘if it is not broken, don’t fix it’ But my hunger for anything new is still intact. That’s why you see me forever changing. My old inquisitive mind and my itchy hands never fails to look for infomation that intriques me. Like the ads that many of my blooger friends has on their blog.
Sometimes I see really intriquing ads on my own blog, but i am not allowed to click on my own ads, so i go over to my buddies blog looking for the same ads and I click there just to find out what the ad is all about.I get tons of information through these ads. And it’s free.
A lot of us has this misconception that these ads are out to sleaze you. Ya it’s true to a certain extent. Some really promise you the sky and in the end all you get are spams. But some are really good serious ads. a lot of Bloggers are also advertising their Blogs throught these ads. They clamed that the returns from the people who comes to their blog wil surpass what they paid for advertising their blogs eventually. So next time you see an ad that rouses your curiosity, click on it, you might be in for a surprise. And I am not whoring for clicks okay. Adsense forbids that.
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