Rhythms of the Night

Yo!Yo! LET’S RAP!!

Yo! Yo! Yo! Everybody,
Let me tell you a story,
Bout a man and his willy,
You might think it’s silly,
To talk about his birdie,
But if you just listen to me,
You will surely come to see,
It’s not just a story,
bout a little wee wee.

Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Check it out! Check it out! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!

You see this man’s dicky,
Would wake up early,
In the morning feeling itchy,
But he can’t get no cherry,
To cure that little stiffy,
And he ain’t got no money,
To spend on the little baby,
Who could wank his dee dee,
And to stroke it softly.

Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo! Check it out! Check it out! Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo!

The little teeny willy,
Got so fucking horny,
Went looking for a doggy,
To satisfy his fancy,
Found one that was hungry,
So catchin’ her was easy,
Used soap to clean her pussy,
Cos it was a little smelly,
And looked a little funny.

Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo! Check it out! Check it out! Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo!

Poor little doggy,
Barking very fiercely,
At the hardened little johnny,
Who grabbed her very tightly,
And tried to screw her fanny,
She kicked loose but only finally,
Turned around and bit out sharply,
At the evil little willy,
Who was too fucked to see clearly,
Between her teeth she caught the wee wee,
Bit hard until it came off completely!!

Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo!Yo! Yeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh…………

I subscribe to a free newsletter from Yaro Starak, the self proclaimed Blog Traffic King. He gives very insightful tips on how to write a good blog and attract more traffic. This is one of his articles. It is quite lengthy, but if you are interested please carry on

Today I’m going to introduce you to the main concept that is at the heart of my methodology for building blog traffic. It’s called "Pillar Articles".

Pillar articles on the surface appear to be standard blog articles, but for some special reasons they become the main drivers of traffic to your blog. They form the foundations - the pillars - of your blog.

SPECIAL OUTCOMES

There is no one particular reason that an article becomes a Pillar, rather it’s the results you get from the article that qualify it as a Pillar. A Pillar article will perform the following key functions for your blog -

1. Bring in a flood of traffic when first released. This is often the result people linking to or trackbacking your article and generating a little bit of "buzz" around the blogosphere (other blogs).

2. Provide a definition of a key term, an answer to a commonly asked question, or a brief how-to tutorial. The article’s value is not time dependent, you can refer to it in future blog posts, other bloggers will link to it and refer people to it over and over again. It’s timeless information, not news or personal blogging - it’s relevant to a wide audience for a long period of time.

3. The traffic keeps coming long after the article is archived deep within your blog. Often because of reason one above (lots of incoming links to the article) a Pillar article will rank well in search engines and consequently show up on the first page of searches, directing brand new readers to your blog long after you first published the article.

4. Provides a reason to bookmark and/or subscribe to your blog (and RSS feed). When a first time reader comes to your blog and they see all the fantastic content they are much more likely to bookmark your site for further reading later. They will start monitoring your blog regularly, transforming from casual random surfer into loyal reader because they can see the quality of your previous work.

SPIKE ARTICLES

Don’t get confused between a Pillar and a Spike article. A Spike article is all about a quick rush of traffic that often disappears within a day or two and has very little long lasting impact. Pillars are timeless, Spikes are temporary. One of the tricks is knowing how to convert a Spike into a Pillar.

Without Pillar articles most other traffic building techniques fail. If you don’t have Pillars in place most traffic techniques you implement will be Spikes, maybe generating a rush of traffic for brief bursts but very quickly dropping back to where you were previously. You won’t convert first time visitors into regular readers.

FOLLOW A BLOG TRAFFIC METHDOLOGY

A well constructed blog, one that follows a traffic building methodology, will retain an audience long after the blogger stops writing. This has many positive outcomes, including -

A) You can stop blogging for a week or two without worrying about losing your audience. This means less stress and a more solid blog foundation.

B) The resale value of your blog will be higher because it’s value and popularity are based on the existing content, not the potential future content that evaporates when the blogger stops blogging after the sale. It’s more about the blog and less about the personality behind the blog.

(Although personality is still very important - more on this in future email newsletters.)

Here’s to your blogging success,

Yaro Starak Blog Traffic King

See? that’s the high i wqas talking about. For the last 2 days, the comments section was giving trouble. I thought I solved it yesterday when I went an updated the option in my dashboard. I didn’t realised that only me, the administrator have that previlege and my readers don’t. On checking my e-mail, I got a note from Lucia telling me that the comments is still not working. I was quite surprised, so I logged out and tried to comment in my own blog. Indeed, it was not working.

I went scouring for info in the blogsome forum, and I finally found the answer. Seems that from May, Blogsome has added a spam control function where a commenter must go through to comment. So, I went back to my dashboard and enabled that function, and voila! the comments are working again! So, sorry for the inconvenience if you have to type in some numbers before your comments appear, but it’s just a small one, just like Blogger’s Word Verification. That’s the self satisfaction I was talikng about. Able to solve these small nitty gritty gives me a ‘high’

sorry again! the comments section still giving trouble. Only I can comment if I am logged in. Bear with me as I try to sort it out. Thanks.